SO COLLEGE

when smart kids say dumb shit

Friday, March 31, 2006

walkin on broken glass

girl 1: don't you just love these shoes? i mean, they are killing me. but they're fabulous!
girl 2: yeah, they definitely look great. i bought mine today and i'm loving them too.
girl 1: you know, i'm starting to have a thing for brown and blue. like these shoes. and the ones i bought for my dress tomorrow. but those are like 5 inches high. so worth it. i mean shoes, they mean everything to the outfit.
girl 2: totally.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

modern day version of the last supper

(on a rousing saturday night)

boy: so you go keep working on your paper. i'm going to go downstairs and play cards with a couple of priests. talk to you later.

Friday, March 10, 2006

the two of you can help me out by shutting the fuck up...and bringing me my vibrator

(in the stacks)

guy: go down there and see...
girl: i was just there. there are people everywhere.
guy: baby help me out here...cmon, baby, please?

i got nothing.

girl (to friend): your salads always have the most distinctive smell. i think its the vinegar and tuna. so from now on whenever i dye easter eggs or eat pussy, i will think of you.

Friday, March 03, 2006

she's got sole

girl 1: hey. can you smell this cup? does it smell like fish?
girl 2: umm. well, it depends. what kind of fish?
girl 1: like sole.
girl 2: then yeah. it does. i used to work at a fish house.