when smart kids say dumb shit

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Only At Dartmouth...

Guy: I can't believe my wallet got stolen.
Girl: Why don't you just buy a new one?
Guy: Because that would require me to go all the way to J.Crew.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

santa would be jealous

in the back of a 4x4

boy: [sniffing] it smells like easter eggs in here.
girl: what the fuck do easter eggs smell like?
boy: you know, when you dye eggs to hide them for sunday morning.
girl: yeah, yeah i know. but it doesn't fucking smell like vinegar here.
boy: i know it's not vinegar. i said easter eggs.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

A True Question of Faith

Girl: So if I were a Scientologist would I be able to get teeth pulled?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

mixed messages

boy: what's your shirt say? "ok go"? what's that?
girl: umm, it's the name of a band.
boy: oh. so it doesn't mean your easy?