when smart kids say dumb shit

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

title IX?

guy: god i just hope i dont have any daughters
girl: thats horrible-why not
guy: because they won't be strong enough for my militia

Tuesday, February 14, 2006


girl: so it's just really great that im not surrounded by models everyday... you know? i mean it's true.

they dont make a conversation heart for that?

guy: so i guess id better call all those women by whom i had children now

Sunday, February 12, 2006

what happened to shaking hands?

drunk girl: look this is going to take five seconds. i just want to say hi, suck him off and then we can leave.

not gonna miss a thing

drunk girl to the cover band: so stephen tyler is living his dream, what about yours? what do you say to your mother? will you dedicate the show to me?

the orient has EVERYTHING

dude 1: well we cant get into the hockey in the mood for pizza! YEA GUYS LETS GET CHINESE!

should have been a tight rope walker

girl 1: god! i'm so sick of this!
girl 2: what?
girl 1: these are my $200 jeans and i keep falling in them!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

where are you hiding, george mcardle?

boy: so, uhh, do you want to get out of here?
girl: no, not really.
boy: okay. well, where do you live?
girl: well, i'm staying at the sugar shack
boy: hey. that's my room.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

chock full of estrogen in every bite!

girl 1: hey is that a cookie?
girl 2: no, its my birthcontrol.

Monday, February 06, 2006

cock shit fuck balls

kid 1: yeah, i just love him. he's great.
kid 2: yeah, he has that alpha theta charm about him.
kid 1: of course, and that borderline tourettes syndrome.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

no naked pillow fights?

sweet dude: yea, i mean the only real reason i really rushed and live in the house is so that we can share clothes.