They Never Lose Their Game

(hitting on an 08)

'97 tuck grad/business lawyer: can you smile for me baby? you have a beautiful smile. you must get losers dumped on you all the time....so is this gonna happen tonight or not?

romance at dartmouth

(couple holding hands)

boyfriend: you know im really starting to feel comfortable around you...like im not as scared or weirded out as i was before

dreams can come true

boy: i always imagined id be on a couch with a girl who had her shirt off and alcohol all over her boobs, but i never imagined it would be quite like this.

A Rude Awakening

(upon being woken up from a drunken stupor by an angry girl)

Guy: i know why you hate me. youre on of HER friends.

yo melissa!

girl: god i just hate boys
girl 2: yea man, but like you could totally rock lesbiansim