when smart kids say dumb shit

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

just friends

girl: so like we're friends you know? well not friends, but like friend friends, and we're really not that close.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Maybe if you followed the advice from The Proclaimers hit song...

Girl walking up stairs eating a banana: I feel like if you eat while you're walking it negates the food.

Monday, November 14, 2005

and its not one and the same?

girl: look hes just a bad blitzer not a bad person...

Sunday, November 13, 2005


girl 1: i was never really THAT good at anything.

girl 2: oh. i was pretty great at spelling...til i blew out my knee

Saturday, November 12, 2005

martha stuart would have approved

girl: so then i was like going to go play pong. and then im going to drive home... so maybe ill smoke your homeade crack another night?

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

stress ball?

girl 1: you know its just been one of those days
girl 2: yea?
girl 1: yea like when you just want to beat the crap out of a midget