SO COLLEGE

when smart kids say dumb shit

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

experimentation gone bad

08 girl: so first of all, i'm allergic to mango skin. so sticking one up my vagina just wouldn't work.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Only At Dartmouth...

Guy: I can't believe my wallet got stolen.
Girl: Why don't you just buy a new one?
Guy: Because that would require me to go all the way to J.Crew.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

santa would be jealous

in the back of a 4x4

boy: [sniffing] it smells like easter eggs in here.
girl: what the fuck do easter eggs smell like?
boy: you know, when you dye eggs to hide them for sunday morning.
girl: yeah, yeah i know. but it doesn't fucking smell like vinegar here.
boy: i know it's not vinegar. i said easter eggs.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

A True Question of Faith

Girl: So if I were a Scientologist would I be able to get teeth pulled?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

mixed messages

boy: what's your shirt say? "ok go"? what's that?
girl: umm, it's the name of a band.
boy: oh. so it doesn't mean your easy?

Friday, March 31, 2006

walkin on broken glass

girl 1: don't you just love these shoes? i mean, they are killing me. but they're fabulous!
girl 2: yeah, they definitely look great. i bought mine today and i'm loving them too.
girl 1: you know, i'm starting to have a thing for brown and blue. like these shoes. and the ones i bought for my dress tomorrow. but those are like 5 inches high. so worth it. i mean shoes, they mean everything to the outfit.
girl 2: totally.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

modern day version of the last supper

(on a rousing saturday night)

boy: so you go keep working on your paper. i'm going to go downstairs and play cards with a couple of priests. talk to you later.